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***Brekk*** · 11-15-2019, 12:55 AM

Well I hope you can take it with whats left of the "army" Smile

Strylian · (This post was last modified: 11-15-2019, 04:03 AM by Strylian.)

We are Dwarves! If we have to we will tunnel under it and drop the whole thing in a hole. Pun intended.

HabeusCorpus · 11-15-2019, 02:05 AM

(11-14-2019, 02:40 PM)Acererak Wrote:
(11-14-2019, 03:21 AM)HabeusCorpus Wrote:
(11-13-2019, 03:23 PM)Acererak Wrote:
(11-13-2019, 04:51 AM)HabeusCorpus Wrote: NE-PI

Congrats on your successful encounter. Like last turn we find ourselves in the same position (3 times lucky)! Same situation as last turn where I yielded to you - you got the last one, this one is in my territory and I spotted it early on. I would appreciate it if you left it for me.

Also my Bounty spell fizzled unfortunately. Grrr. I am casting a third one for you this turn.

HabeusCorpus

(PI) Rats on the Bounty thanks for the third.

Yea we're super lucky running into each other. I would agree but the problem is it's a quest item and I already have the key. So you wouldn't be able to get it even if I left it for you. Sorry about that- any other one and I would move off as we've been good about this together.

We could talk artifact trade though if you like?
NE-PI

If you have the key then congrats ... all yours. I would appreciate you letting me know what artifact it is (in code) as I have several short names and do not want to waste orders locating one that is already gone. Happy to look at artifact swap if it makes sense to match artifacts to respective positions. Good luck with the encounter.

HabeusCorpus

(PI) Sure thing. The last 3 digits of the code for the quest item are 886. If you're looking for the key it's 122.

Thank you that is helpful.

Strylian · (This post was last modified: 11-15-2019, 06:24 PM by Strylian.)

(11-15-2019, 12:55 AM)Brekk Wrote: Well I hope you can take it with whats left of the "army"

It turns out that the answer to that question is YES!

We would like to apologize for tracking the mud and soot of your burned out village all over Stormgate.

The stuff just sticks to the boot what can we tell you.

The good news is we feel confident that your Amazonian women know where the broom and mop bucket are kept.

uncledarkseid · 11-15-2019, 10:02 PM

(SO) extra! extra! read all about it! sheepgate has finally been set straight. the real abusers have been revealed.
our prisoner is singing loud and clear, a tale of misery and wo. i never thought such dastardly things could be spoken of the high elves.
question, does scandal reduce influence one point as well?

council seat is available to the highest bidder

Tobias Chipheart · 11-16-2019, 05:04 PM

High Elves to all races:

The High Elven King overlooks yet another battle expertly directing the troops. It is a beautiful sight tens of thousands marching in unison...the ground trembles beneath their feet ...their marching is so perfect that it sounds like one monstrous being stalking through the lands. We faced the best that the Sorcerors had to offer and armour was polished and weapons sharpened in preparation for the battle. The generals under direction of the king formed in front of the Sorceror army.. banners flapping in the winds. The generals decided to send in the prisoners taken from the previous battle arming them only with rocks and sticks to test the Sorceror lines. As the prisoners went over the hill into the Sorceror army the king signaled to his generals to advance. The winds came up flipping the skirts (i mean robes) up into the faces of the Sorceror force. The elven armies saw more then they wanted to but expertly moved as one... swordsman, pikeman and bowman advancing up the hill. Just as they were about to crest the hill a runner came up to the King informing him that the prisoners had completely destroyed the enemy and no further attack was necessary....not one living sole was left. The king laughed as the complete superiority of the elven armies yet again was proven in battle.

The king realizing how little challenge the Sorcerors were in battle decided to give some of our emissaries time to visit their families as they werent needed. One in particular went home to visit family who owned a cottage on the beach in the waves of Azure and while there was captured by Sorceror agents. He was beaten and dragged away in..front...of...his...wife...and...children. He apparently was forced to say things that werent true...we received his middle finger in an ornately wrapped box...so we know he didnt give up this information willingly. Based upon this false information we have been removed from the Council...it is a witch hunt...we are being framed and all we wanted to do was make Zamora and the other lands great again. The Sorceror will pay!

Tobias Chipheart · 11-16-2019, 05:19 PM

High Elves to all races:

We are struggling to keep our food down as we continue to intercept communication between the pirates and the necromancer. These intercepted communications are on *scented ...perfumed..paper" What kind of a world do the Elven people find themselves in? We are tired of hearing...no after you...no no no after you. ...nonno no no after youuu. Just kiss and get it over with...we suggest holding hands and taking a walk on the beaches of the sea of forgotten.

HabeusCorpus · 11-16-2019, 06:37 PM

NE-SO

It is with the utmost dismay that I the recent forums. The still to be De-Smirked Tobias has been cast down from the council in shame. And yet ... the people of Maelstrom still do not know why? It is with nary a word from the council as to what dastardly deed the bastard Tobias has done to warrant his exhile to the sheep farms of the Sword Coast. Can you imagine the shock ... the horror... and the riots that would have ensued if the Game of Thrones finale did not finally anoint a new King in the last episode. Sorceror you walk a very fine line. I sit on my throne with popcorn to my right and a blood encrusted sword on my left. Tell the people what Tobias has done or the hordes shall walk (aka riot). You choose ... but we suggest you enlighten the people soon.

HabeusCorpus

HabeusCorpus · 11-16-2019, 06:46 PM

(11-16-2019, 05:19 PM)Tobias Chipheart Wrote: High Elves to all races:

We are struggling to keep our food down as we continue to intercept communication between the pirates and the necromancer. These intercepted communications are on *scented ...perfumed..paper" What kind of a world do the Elven people find themselves in? We are tired of hearing...no after you...no no no after you. ...nonno no no after youuu. Just kiss and get it over with...we suggest holding hands and taking a walk on the beaches of the sea of forgotten.

NE-EL

Your boorishness is only matched by your ego. Despite the Sorceror's affinity for farm animals I must say that I am most decidedly rooting for him in your little border excursion. Please remember that if one of you slender effeminate knights falls off of his high horse with his armor on, said knight will only have sufficient strength to wallow and squirm in the mud like a dying pig (or sheep) as my zombies approach.

I have long said that we can be quiet neighbors if not antagonized. No "perfumed paper" is wanted or required.

You are antagonizing me - trust me when I say that it is in your interest to stop.

HabeusCorpus

uncledarkseid · 11-16-2019, 06:49 PM

(11-16-2019, 05:04 PM)Tobias Chipheart Wrote: High Elves to all races:

The High Elven King overlooks yet another battle expertly directing the troops. It is a beautiful sight tens of thousands marching in unison...the ground trembles beneath their feet ...their marching is so perfect that it sounds like one monstrous being stalking through the lands. We faced the best that the Sorcerors had to offer and armour was polished and weapons sharpened in preparation for the battle. The generals under direction of the king formed in front of the Sorceror army.. banners flapping in the winds. The generals decided to send in the prisoners taken from the previous battle arming them only with rocks and sticks to test the Sorceror lines. As the prisoners went over the hill into the Sorceror army the king signaled to his generals to advance. The winds came up flipping the skirts (i mean robes) up into the faces of the Sorceror force. The elven armies saw more then they wanted to but expertly moved as one... swordsman, pikeman and bowman advancing up the hill. Just as they were about to crest the hill a runner came up to the King informing him that the prisoners had completely destroyed the enemy and no further attack was necessary....not one living sole was left. The king laughed as the complete superiority of the elven armies yet again was proven in battle.

The king realizing how little challenge the Sorcerors were in battle decided to give some of our emissaries time to visit their families as they werent needed. One in particular went home to visit family who owned a cottage on the beach in the waves of Azure and while there was captured by Sorceror agents. He was beaten and dragged away in..front...of...his...wife...and...children. He apparently was forced to say things that werent true...we received his middle finger in an ornately wrapped box...so we know he didnt give up this information willingly. Based upon this false information we have been removed from the Council...it is a witch hunt...we are being framed and all we wanted to do was make Zamora and the other lands great again. The Sorceror will pay!

paleeze. if you call a green brigade of troops sitting on a pop center to prevent emmy intrusion my best, you are sorely...no wait, that may have actually been my best. know ye this, an invisible army floats around the world this turn somewhere. could it be at your newly relocated capital in XE?
How did the dome of invulnerabilty taste? we enjoyed your temper tantrum you threw as you tried to worm your way in to my city. Wherever have you marched off to? Not on my radar this turn. Assuming you are off crying to the king about your lack of accomodations outside the city walls.