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(11-10-2019, 11:22 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: Well, we don't exactly call it "whoring" where we're from. Show some respect to Mrs. Ranger. She was very accommodating while showing us around her... region... before things got crazy and she lost all control. Apparently half a man is double the average Ranger. I'm not sure I follow the math, but she kept reinforcing it quite vocally.
You can see the results here:
Triumvia Is now uncontrolled [Orgy].
But hey, really good job with the troops thing. We'll try to pillage more quietly this month out of respect for our fallen heroes. Also, if/when you come back, can you bring some advil? I think I threw out my back.
Well there Lord of the Half Men. You have done me a favor. I could not publicly out my wife, but now you have done it for me. My wife is a marriage of power. Her Uncle is a King Maker and since I needed his support to be King...... As you can see it is a loveless marriage and a very large part of the reason that I am the "Lord of the Pub Crawl". She can't take direct action against me so she is constantly using her charms and other bits to try and get my head put on a pike by another King. First, it was the Dwarves, and we saw how that worked out for them. Now it is the Half Men. I don't know if she is choosing those of smaller stature because they are easily manipulated, or because she just enjoys that fetish. Either way, it is of no concern to me. We don't share a bed and I wouldn't want to considering the very long list of those she has "used her wiles on" If you find yourself suddenly feeling ill, you might want to see a doctor. Then again, I intend to put some hurt on your forces in a manner that a doctor can't heal so maybe you have nothing to worry about.
Good hunting (Orgy ing)
Lord of the Pub Crawl!
Ashgar the Bloodthirsty.
My blood, your blood, what difference does it make!
Time will tell.................
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(11-11-2019, 05:02 AM)Ashgar75 Wrote: Well there Lord of the Half Men. You have done me a favor. I could not publicly out my wife, but now you have done it for me. My wife is a marriage of power. Her Uncle is a King Maker and since I needed his support to be King...... As you can see it is a loveless marriage and a very large part of the reason that I am the "Lord of the Pub Crawl". She can't take direct action against me so she is constantly using her charms and other bits to try and get my head put on a pike by another King. First, it was the Dwarves, and we saw how that worked out for them. Now it is the Half Men. I don't know if she is choosing those of smaller stature because they are easily manipulated, or because she just enjoys that fetish. Either way, it is of no concern to me. We don't share a bed and I wouldn't want to considering the very long list of those she has "used her wiles on" If you find yourself suddenly feeling ill, you might want to see a doctor. Then again, I intend to put some hurt on your forces in a manner that a doctor can't heal so maybe you have nothing to worry about.
Good hunting (Orgy ing)
Lord of the Pub Crawl!
So that's the "scandal" that got you kicked off the counsel? Doesn't seem to bad to me, except for the dwarf thing. -- In sympathy, WA
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I fear I'm going to miss putting orders in for two of my three games. Potentially all of them due to the server being down. Is there anyway we could extend the hours for order entry? I reeeally don't want to miss another round with my Nomads and missing a turn with my Underworld gang in game 5349 would be catastrophic.
Yours truly,
A Fearful Reptilian Nomad Spy King
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(11-11-2019, 05:02 AM)Ashgar75 Wrote: Well there Lord of the Half Men. You have done me a favor. I could not publicly out my wife, but now you have done it for me. My wife is a marriage of power. Her Uncle is a King Maker and since I needed his support to be King...... As you can see it is a loveless marriage and a very large part of the reason that I am the "Lord of the Pub Crawl". She can't take direct action against me so she is constantly using her charms and other bits to try and get my head put on a pike by another King. First, it was the Dwarves, and we saw how that worked out for them. Now it is the Half Men. I don't know if she is choosing those of smaller stature because they are easily manipulated, or because she just enjoys that fetish. Either way, it is of no concern to me. We don't share a bed and I wouldn't want to considering the very long list of those she has "used her wiles on" If you find yourself suddenly feeling ill, you might want to see a doctor. Then again, I intend to put some hurt on your forces in a manner that a doctor can't heal so maybe you have nothing to worry about.
Good hunting (Orgy ing)
Lord of the Pub Crawl!
Lordly Imbiber,
This explains so much about so much... your drunkenness, the array of prescription antibiotics in her medicine cabinet, and the collection of stuffed Ewoks (not to mention her insistence that she refer to me as "Wicket")... In retrospect, I definitely do think it's a fetish on her part. One that I support, of course, but a fetish nonetheless.
I have been duped and, as you say, manipulated. This is not an easy thing for me to admit, but the good news is that it allows me to further fuel my rage against the Ranger people. Combined with the death of poor Commander Redacted and his Stormgate buddies, I feel this has forced me to consider either all-out slaughter or an apology and plea for your mercy. My military council has urged me to bury the hatchet and we plan to do just that, starting with the good folk of Lionhead. Until the day that you deign to meet with us in an even battle, we'll have to satisfy our need for blood on your peasantry.
Warmest Personal Regards,
The Halfling
PS. While we appreciate your concern, our hearty constitution keeps us safe from most VDs. That does explain why the centaurs are a bit grumpier than normal, though.
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server still down? still cant log into the order entry page. Ive still got time, how long will it be down?
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I believe they will be sure orders are in, don’t get to stressed.
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(11-11-2019, 06:55 PM)Brekk Wrote: I believe they will be sure orders are in, don’t get to stressed.
Site is up for me- orders saving as normal.
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(11-14-2019, 03:48 AM)Agent Orange Wrote: anyone in need of food?
How much and for how much? I'm always looking to call dibs on a sammich or 100.
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