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A tip of the hat to this game's Council. I almost choked on my popcorn when I saw the results!
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(11-09-2019, 03:06 AM)HabeusCorpus Wrote: NE - ALL
A tip of the hat to this game's Council. I almost choked on my popcorn when I saw the results!
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Me too! My oratory skills are lacking. The council has spoken, and I will proceed from there with the direction my other wise lieges have chosen.
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AM —> DW
The sneak attack on my castle was not appreciated last turn, very clever move and unexpected for sure but now we are at war when we didn’t have to be such a shame (OK not really it warmed my heart). It seems fighting on the plains does not suite your short legs, but I appreciate the practice you gave my girls, not often every troop becomes elite in a fight! When what’s left of your army is disposed of this turn and Stormgate returned to its proper owner, we are coming to visit you in Untamed. I figure if you start running back now, what’s left of your army might be able to at least die in the mountains before it’s over
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(11-09-2019, 02:33 PM)Brekk Wrote: AM —> DW
The sneak attack on my castle was not appreciated last turn, very clever move and unexpected for sure but now we are at war when we didn’t have to be such a shame (OK not really it warmed my heart). It seems fighting on the plains does not suite your short legs, but I appreciate the practice you gave my girls, not often every troop becomes elite in a fight! When what’s left of your army is disposed of this turn and Stormgate returned to its proper owner, we are coming to visit you in Untamed. I figure if you start running back now, what’s left of your army might be able to at least die in the mountains before it’s over
Tarzan king of the Amazons
DW-AM
Blah Blah Blah Ba Blah. It is easy to see your armies are full of women. Talk talk talk. You want it come get it. Just don’t keep talking. You will make us want to hang ourselves. Watch your home front though you may not want unwanted neighbors stopping by.
DW-DA
Being as you have treated us fairly in the past we feel we should warn you. After Stormgate fell to our war room we captured maps of Pelinor with list of your defensive positions, troop strengths, and agent locations.
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Why would anyone care about Pelinor when Untamed is WIDE open, even the major city was left, and with your capital about to fall it will likely remain that way.
Yours truly blah blah blah 
AM —> All
I have some great weaves for sale made only from the finest dwarven scalps, it’s impressively soft, and supple. Limited supply as dwarves will be extinct soon so order now!!
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(11-09-2019, 04:35 PM)Brekk Wrote: Why would anyone care about Pelinor when Untamed is WIDE open, even the major city was left, and with your capital about to fall it will likely remain that way.
Yours truly blah blah blah
AM —> All
I have some great weaves for sale made only from the finest dwarven scalps, it’s impressively soft, and supple. Limited supply as dwarves will be extinct soon so order now!!
Spoken like a true woman. An opinion without any actual knowledge of the subject.
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We have a little proposition for you. How about we just give you the Amex and drop you off at the mall to go away?
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(11-09-2019, 10:06 PM)Strylian Wrote: DW-AM
We have a little proposition for you. How about we just give you the Amex and drop you off at the mall to go away?
If it's not AMEX Platinum I'm pretty sure it's no deal.
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(11-09-2019, 10:49 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: (11-09-2019, 10:06 PM)Strylian Wrote: DW-AM
We have a little proposition for you. How about we just give you the Amex and drop you off at the mall to go away?
If it's not AMEX Platinum I'm pretty sure it's no deal.
I guess it’s not a deal then we Dwarves only have Amex Black Cards.
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High Elves to the Council...Many thanks great leaders we will continue to contribute in an honorable way to the Council.
The Sorcerors are paying for their crimes....we will continue to show them the errors of their ways. The first battle was a wonderous sight...the king watched from a hill overlooking the battlefield as the elven warriors armed and arranged into ordered echelons. The horses' bridles were tightened by the auxiliaries. Their armour shone in the splendor of the sun and it seemed that the light of the day was doubled. The Elven banners unfolded in the winds and presented a delightful spectacle to the eyes. The Sorcerors' fielded nothing more than common thieves and criminals easily swept aside by the tens of thousands of Elven warriors arrayed against them...but the smell.....!!!. We had heard of the Sorcerors practice of not wearing undergarments under their military robes but did not believe it to be true until now. We had assumed that it was due to their poor hygiene and found many of them to be suffering from diarrhoea as a result. The convenience of not wearing undergarments during battle might be understandable in that condition but as we have already discovered there... may be other reasons...
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