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(10-10-2019, 05:07 PM)Ashgar75 Wrote: Mr Halfling,
Your communication style is quite entertaining. That alone makes you a likable Lord of the Realm. I would like to clear up two things to begin. First, you are correct. I was mistaken in that I only asked once, and you did offer twice regarding that town. Regardless of that mistake, twice you have made an offer that doesn't suit our desires. The second thing I would like to clear up is I meant no offense in the use of my colorful language. I am at times uncertain what the proper terminology is to distinguish between the men of so many differing statures. If you took offense at my phrasing, then you have my apologies.
Now that we have cleared those up, I will again state that I will be taking what is mine. While I have no interest in reading, or in music concerts, I do wish that we can remain on friendly terms. There may come a time where you could use something I might be able to offer and vice versa. So I will say this as clear as can be said. Mr. Man who's butt walks closer to the ground, Mr. Man who is vertically challenged, Mr. Man who walks under the saloon doors, Mr. Man who hides under women's skirts......standing ( I am envious of that one), The town is mine. Do what you must, but know that I intend no harm to you in taking what is mine.
Black Death (AKA Smaller Dragons, and AKA Not as Impressive as the other Dragon Dragon)
Mr. Dragon,
You're forgiven (see? the book works!!). I do wish we could come to terms on the town. It seems those terms equate to "MINE!". Have you seen Finding Nemo? The seagulls are my favorite. Well, I also like the blue fish because she reminds me of me. Under duress, we are vacating the town and clearing out all the bakeries. I can only hope that your vague offer of something at some time maybe will come to fruition.
Side note: We avoid the whole "under the skirts" thing. Tried that once at a Druid colony. Most of them looked like they had just sat on a nest of daddy long legs spiders. The women were no better.
With renewed hope in dragonkind,
The Halfling
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(10-07-2019, 11:11 PM)DuPont Wrote: TY-AT: We are going to use your town to practice our storming tactics next turn. Might want to evacuate your people if they are still there.
I expected such a move and those of any importance left a while ago :  but thanks for the heads up.
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Well it seems I have been late to the "pick a friend" game, for the sake of time who isnt allied at this time?
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(10-10-2019, 07:30 PM)Brekk Wrote: Well it seems I have been late to the "pick a friend" game, for the sake of time who isnt allied at this time?
I believe the AT is not allied and some other guy hmm what was his name. Mildo...Dildo....yes something like that. Not sure he seems to like looking up our guys skirts.
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(10-10-2019, 07:39 PM)Draugr Wrote: (10-10-2019, 07:30 PM)Brekk Wrote: Well it seems I have been late to the "pick a friend" game, for the sake of time who isnt allied at this time?
I believe the AT is not allied and some other guy hmm what was his name. Mildo...Dildo....yes something like that. Not sure he seems to like looking up our guys skirts.
The dragon brothers told me they gave him a Drony.. I simply cant get the vision out of my head of a chubby 1/2 man, running around riding his "drony", yelling bring me a sammich!
Sometimes its better to die a man and alone...
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(10-10-2019, 05:26 PM)DuPont Wrote: TY:AT. Too many of my troops have become sissys and they need to get some battle experience. So your town is going to provide them with some practice. If your fellow gets swept up in things, we'll send him back for a gold piece to pay the coachman. Don't think this is the opening salvo of a campaign. We have some miserable old farts we need to deal with instead. As my James Taylor hating Dad always said, 'There's no fool like an old fool'.
Catching up on my missives, I understand and thank you for the return if needed.
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AN-TY,
no hard feelings, hope we can put that behind us!
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(10-11-2019, 12:12 AM)Agent Orange Wrote: AN-TY,
no hard feelings, hope we can put that behind us! TY-AN: You can certainly put something up your behind! 
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Not Allied either, but I thought the intent of the game was to at points switch and backstab.. etc.. Im ready to jump on board with anyone that needs some help.
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(10-11-2019, 02:40 PM)Valuthor Wrote: Not Allied either, but I thought the intent of the game was to at points switch and backstab.. etc.. Im ready to jump on board with anyone that needs some help.
You can always grab the halfling for a quickie, I mean cuddle, then dump and run.. Warning I believe he might be the type to show up on your doorsteps at all hours of the night!
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