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5342 Fall Unto Steel
RA - HA

I love your devious mind. I was thinking that the Dwarf could get someone he trusts to say they were going after him and buy himself some time to regroup. Your idea is even better.

Lord of the Pub Crawl
Ashgar the Bloodthirsty. 

My blood, your blood, what difference does it make!  

Time will tell.................
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(10-08-2019, 08:13 PM)Ashgar75 Wrote: RA - HA

I love your devious mind. I was thinking that the Dwarf could get someone he trusts to say they were going after him and buy himself some time to regroup.  Your idea is even better.

Lord of the Pub Crawl

Good thought. 

Dwarf, pay me and I'll say I'm attacking you. Pay me more and I'll send my troops to actually teach yours what real fighting is. No boats.
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(10-08-2019, 09:34 PM)The Painted Man Wrote:
(10-08-2019, 08:13 PM)Ashgar75 Wrote: RA - HA

I love your devious mind. I was thinking that the Dwarf could get someone he trusts to say they were going after him and buy himself some time to regroup.  Your idea is even better.

Lord of the Pub Crawl

Good thought. 

Dwarf, pay me and I'll say I'm attacking you. Pay me more and I'll send my troops to actually teach yours what real fighting is. No boats.
We don’t need no stinking boats. Witches float!
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AN --> HA - I can see why you are having trouble gathering friends. While I prefer a quiet neighborhood, and my plans to go unhindered we appear to have some of the same things in mind. So is this war my little friend or perhaps it could be something better.....thoughts?
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(10-09-2019, 12:22 AM)Brekk Wrote: AN --> HA - I can see why you are having trouble gathering friends.  While I prefer a quiet neighborhood, and my plans to go unhindered we appear to have some of the same things in mind.  So is this war my little friend or perhaps it could be something better.....thoughts?

I don't need friends. I also don't need quiet. I could use a sammich.

For our current... situation... I see two options. Feel free to let me know if you see more. Here goes:
Option 1 - You waste over 100k worth of "resources" in an attempt to prevent an attack over two or more turns, while I continue to bring reinforcements in the form of additional groups, etc. All for something that produces 20% or less of what it costs you. We end up in a feud over it and I get the glory of chasing you and your wizards around Pellinor. You succeed at the immediate goal and find out that your investments don't hold up, or you fail and will have simply thrown money away. It costs me food, of which I have plenty.
Option 2 - You stop fighting the inevitable and in my benevolence I let your group leave because hey, we've a serious opportunity here. Both RA and DW are looking for buddies to attack the other, in regions not our own. And they'll pay us. You live, you don't sacrifice anything in useless gestures, and someone gives you stuff. I'll put some nice flowers on the mass grave we dug at your former village, and we can discuss if further "reparations" are needed.
Bonus option - We both go attack DuPont. We bring the Pirate.

Do let me know. My troops are anxious to attack something, and right now you're the one in their way.
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Can I have Cornocopia?- WA ps I know food is cheap but our esteemed tall large army group HA should at least tip me for the food spell.
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(10-09-2019, 02:18 AM)Pine Needle Wrote: Can I have Cornocopia?- WA ps I know food is cheap but our esteemed tall large army group HA should at least tip me for the food spell.

The additional food didn't make it out of customs, but rest assured we were at least moderately thankful.
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AN --> HA

Step back from the button my fine furry friend and have a drink of some of our home brewed Chamomile tea and lets talk.
First reparations need to be made for the village you destroyed, I have one in mind we can discuss after the next council meeting.
You are correct in that I cannot win the objective, simply delay you taking it long enough for others to maybe enter the fray. I can remove that small hinderance from your path and here is my proposal.
1. Allow my troops to leave in peace (saving me valuable mage training)
2. Return any of my family you might capture next turn for a gold.
3. 10k in gold paid at your leisure in the next 3 turns

Show good faith my little friend and we have many treasures that would interest you, I even have one that turns 1 sammich into three Smile
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(10-09-2019, 03:29 PM)Brekk Wrote: AN -->  HA

Step back from the button my fine furry friend and have a drink of some of our home brewed Chamomile tea and lets talk.  
First reparations need to be made for the village you destroyed, I have one in mind we can discuss after the next council meeting.  
You are correct in that I cannot win the objective, simply delay you taking it long enough for others to maybe enter the fray.  I can remove that small hinderance from your path and here is my proposal.
1.  Allow my troops to leave in peace (saving me valuable mage training)
2.  Return any of my family you might capture next turn for a gold.  
3.  10k in gold paid at your leisure in the next 3 turns

Show good faith my little friend and we have many treasures that would interest you, I even have one that turns 1 sammich into three Smile

Ranger, what will you pay for my expert military assistance against my fellow midgets?
Dwarf, the tyranny of the tall can be ended, but costs money. And I'm expensive. What's your budget?

Ancient One, will have a response back eventually. I have to consult my magic 8 ball and see if either of the two hate mongers above want help.
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well consulting a magic "8 ball" would go a long way to explaining your behavior...
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