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Ah, sorry all.
-This Khal Drogo, it's said he has a hundred thousand men in his horde
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Ah, the joy of watching kids scatter like roaches when you hit them with the hose...
To the not-so-Ancient Ones... It seems your time in Zamora has come to a close. While I have truly enjoyed rounding up your emissaries, it has come to my attention that it is now time for our nap. Unfortunately, your little fiesta has us needing to steam clean the carpets in a couple of villages, which has delayed our rest. This makes us cranky. Should you wish to make us un-cranky, you can do the following:
1) Never return to Zamora. Ever.
2) Un-declare us as enemies on turn 13. In fact, make us allies to speed up #3 below.
3) On turn 14, be prepared to send us back enough pickled herring and canned sardines to replace 100% of our lost food production during the time of your stay. We can confirm amounts on turn 14.
4) two votes on the HC at my discretion.
5) a public apology of not less than 50 words, all spelled correctly and with proper punctuation.
If this works for you, great. If not, please leave the lights on for us. We'll be coming to visit.
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I have a lot of UN patrols in my region. Hmmm...
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LI to Black Dragons,
We have agentsss and politicianssss all over, asss well asss knowledge of all your villagesss and townsss let us know now if you wisssh to leave our area peacefully. A battle thissss early in time will put usss both in harmsss way of otherssss.
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07-08-2019, 05:16 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-08-2019, 05:17 PM by Brekk.)
Old man by the sea,
1. I do not believe game long non-aggression NAPs are allowed, but I think. Common sense will prevail between my brother’s and me about ever visiting that god forsaken place called Zamora after our recent ass whooping.
2. It will be done
3. Agreed, but honestly let us send you some real food.
4. Agreed, with a caveat- I have 1 vote promised to the IL, if a conflict I need honor that one first, then your votes.
5. Agreed, but seriously 50 words all spelled correctly and to clarify is the urban slang dictionary allowed as words like I been Pwned seem to fit my apology..
6. Now I know you didn’t have 6 but I lost some cousins, nephews and nieces in the recent visit to your area. I have an artifact key for the Staff of the Great Orator's , which I would exchange for their release.
Brek...eater of crow..
