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195 - Forum Diplomacy Steel Rex
TR-GN
Great Snakes, Penis Nose - do you ever shut up? All the horses of the Runnimede Messenger Service must be exhausted carrying your cans of verbal diarrhea to all those kings.

TR-DW
Since your hated enemy seems to want to come north, you want to join the party? We not sure if you have one of those treaty things with him or the Old Men. Right now, Big Chief No Fart looking at three kings wanting to fight (not that much fight left in Dark One). Fire Crotch is staying out of it and we not sure about Butterfly Queen. Of course, while Penis Nose is up messing with me, somebody might decide that Runnimde looks nice...hint, hint to anybody listening.
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Turn 20 Status

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Political Events and Status of the Realm:

    Entity               Report

    Enemy/Ally           The Darkelven King has declared the Troll King an ally!

    Bounty               To aid in increasing the monthly harvest, magnanimous magic has been cast
                         upon Runnimede!

    Bounty               As a result of a special and benevolent magic, the production of food
                         throughout Southern Sands has been increased!
Regional Summary:

                                    Controlling
           Region                   Kingdom

        Oakendell (1)               Elven
        Northern Mists (2)          NA
        Talking Mountains (3)       Dwarven
        Torvale (4)                 NA
        Amberland (5)               Warlock
        Eastern Steppes (6)         Darkelven
        Runnimede (7)               Gnome
        Arcania (8)                 Giant
        Synisvania (9)              Ranger
        Southern Sands (10)         Black Dragon

    Activities of the High Council

    The Issue Decided By The High Council This Past Month Was:

    The Black Dragon Kingdom Put This Motion Before The Esteemed High Council:
    In Recognition Of His Magnanimous Policies And Peace-Seeking Intentions We Move That The
    Black Dragon Ruler Be Officially Commended (Influence Up 1) By This Body.

         The High Council Vote For This Issue Shall Be By Open Ballot.

             The High Council Voted As Follows:

               Black Dragon          Abstain  
               Dwarven               Abstain  
               Elven                 Abstain  
               Gnome                 Abstain  
               Troll                 Yea      

             The Motion Passed.

         The New Issue Before The Council:

    The Black Dragon Kingdom Put This Motion Before The Esteemed High Council:
    In Recognition Of His Magnanimous Policies And Peace-Seeking Intentions We Move That The
    Black Dragon Ruler Be Officially Commended (Influence Up 1) By This Body.

         The High Council Vote For This Issue Shall Be By Open Ballot.

    Status of Kingdom Relationships

                 AN  BL  DA  DW  EL  GI  GN  RA  TR  UN  WA  WI
            AN  |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
            BL  |   |   |   |   |   | a |   |   |   |   |   |   |
            DA  |   |   |   |   | E |   |   | a | a |   |   |   |
            DW  |   |   |   |   |   |   | E |   |   |   |   | e |
            EL  |   |   | E |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
            GI  | a | a |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | a | E |
            GN  |   |   |   | E |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
            RA  |   |   | a |   |   |   | a |   | E | a |   |   |
            TR  |   |   |   | a |   |   |   | E |   | a |   | e |
            UN  |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
            WA  |   |   |   |   |   | a |   |   |   |   |   | e |
            WI  | a |   |   | e |   | E | a |   | e |   | e |   |
                 AN  BL  DA  DW  EL  GI  GN  RA  TR  UN  WA  WI
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So, is the only war happening right now the gang bang on the Witchlord?
 Lord Diamond

Please do not take any of my comments as a personal insult or as a criticism of the game 'Alamaze', which I very much enjoy. Rather, I hope that my personal insight and unique perspective may, in some way, help make 'Alamaze' more fun, a more successful financial venture, or simply more sustainable as a long-term project. Anyone who reads this post should feel completely free to ignore, disregard, scorn, implement, improve, dispute, or otherwise comment upon its content.





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It looks like the GN and AN are going to attack the Troll. The Troll is trying to rally the Elf and Dwarf to his cause.
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Big Chief No Fart has never seen such a group of sissies! Every fight on the board involves Big Chief. Stop being so polite and fight each other, you sons of mangy dogs!
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DW-TR
Big Chief No Fart,

We're saddened to hear that my traditional enemy the Gnome has moved against you, and that the Ancient Ones intends to join them. The Troll has been a force for good and light in Alamaze in the ongoing war against the Dark Lord, who continues to strengthen his arcane powers.

Our stubby legs would have great difficulty making it to Torvale, however I can be of assistance in other ways. I'll contemplate the situation and seek advice from my advisers on how we can best help you with this unfortunate situation. It would be helpful if you could share any information you have of either party.


DW-DA/RA
Lords,

As promised I wish to start aiding my allies with gold, though must ration my orders carefully. Should either of you be in a position to accept a transfer this month let me know and we'll coordinate details. I must also account for the needs of the Troll and potentially the Black Dragon, whom I wish to befriend.

Regarding the evolving strategic situation and our next moves. The GN has finally entered the fray by moving against my friend Big Chief No Fart, and the Ancient Ones has joined them. If I'm not mistaken you both have treaties with the Gnome, but not the Ancient Ones, correct? It may not be plausible for either of you to enter that fray unless you have some groups that can move longer distances. In any event, perhaps the deteriorating relations between the Giant and Ranger should dictate our next steps. I'm assuming the Warlock and Giant are allies, and any move against the Giant is a move against both.


DW-BL
Lord of Skies,

I sent a rider last month with a message inquiring if you'd accept a peace with our kingdom. War is going to envelop Alamaze quickly and I suspect the lines will be blurred between who will be fighting with whom. I wouldn't be surprised if we find ourselves fighting three or four kingdoms before the end of next summer.

We both have close ties with the Darkelf and Ranger kingdoms and would be hard pressed to get much help from anyone should war ensue between us. I think it makes more sense for us to agree to a NAP and engage in war more advantageous to both of us. I'm already engaged with the Witchlord and wish to assist the Troll against the GN/AN. (Speaking of which, I trust you noted the Troll was kind enough to support you on the Council this month, which was needed to pass your own vote. He is now facing three kingdoms in Torvale and would benefit greatly from help.) If we should settle on peace for a defined period I'd gladly send you 50k gold pieces as a token of my appreciation. I hope the fondness dragons have for gold will help sway you towards peace with the Dwarf.


DW-EL
Hail to the Beautiful Queen of the Elves.

Please note that your support on the high council has been noted, I am grateful for it.

The Gnome would have you attack me in the Mountains, however I beseech you to look south. I think there is much opportunity and benefit for us to strengthen our ties.

Would you be willing to lease a certain artifact in your possession if you don't have an immediate need for it? I'd be willing to pay generously if you'd consider that. (Say $25k for 2 turns?) Alternatively I'd be willing to trade a weapon artifact if you have a need for one. The artifact I seek to lease or trade for starts with 78.


DW-UN
Master of Assassins,

You must be most pleased with the onset of hostilities.

I offered a general bounty earlier on all wizards excepting those belonging to myself, the Darkelf and Ranger. I'd like to extend this general bounty to enemy agents and will pay your price for any successful assassinations. However, I wish to add the Troll to the list of exclusions. I also intend to request some more specific contracts in the coming months. Also, I'd ask that you provide invoices no less frequently than on a quarterly basis should you wish to take advantage of my offer.

King Oban
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GN-EL

Queen Triesta,

Any offer the Dwarf makes, I will better.

I suspect that, like me, you have been preparing for war, even during this time of peace. The lands east of you are ripe for Elven rule, even as the lands south would be, shall we say, politically challenging due to the power of the Ancient Ones.

You will have our assistance and support if you choose to move east.

Best,
Bottlenose
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DA -DW & RA (CC: BL & GI)

Greetings Dear Friends,

The state of our NAPS/alliances is thus:

We are wed to the Noble Ranger's kingdom and are therefore allies forever.
We have a strong alliance with the Doughty Dwarves ... although our NAP technically ends after T25, our history and pronouncements very likely make this a lasting relationship as well.
We have NAPs with the Gnomes and the Warlock until after T25 and with the Black Dragon until after T31. Our NAP with the Black Dragon is void if we attack the Giant ... so in effect, we have a NAP with the Giant as well.

I have not captured your own agreements here. If you would list them as well, we can determine what our best course of action would be.

At this point, we feel that an alliance between the three of us and the Black Dragon and Giant would make the most sense ... but against which enemy?! 

These agreements have worked quite well in allowing us the time to develop, but certainly do constrain other action.

Your thoughts?

Roris
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GN-AN

My Wise Friends,

Just checking, might you have spare capacity to trail 2TR (JG) and 3TR (PE), as well as denigrate the Trolls a few times in Torvale?

Best,
Bottlenose
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BL - DW,

I didn't see your message. It is possible that your messenger was mistaken for a food cart. Sorry about that.

I have no plans for the Talking Mountains. Peace is acceptable.
 Lord Diamond

Please do not take any of my comments as a personal insult or as a criticism of the game 'Alamaze', which I very much enjoy. Rather, I hope that my personal insight and unique perspective may, in some way, help make 'Alamaze' more fun, a more successful financial venture, or simply more sustainable as a long-term project. Anyone who reads this post should feel completely free to ignore, disregard, scorn, implement, improve, dispute, or otherwise comment upon its content.





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