5531 Winter Steel No Alliance Forum 48 Hr

[Pine Needle]

PI

If you've seen the druid, you'd know she's down for a pleasure cruise.

[HabeusCorpus]

PI - NE

If you would like to apologize for your little attempted trespass please do so ... us Pirates are volatile, violent, and viscous when provoked (which you did) but we can be a forgiving and jovial bunch.  We understand that sometimes men get overtaken by their greed and make very poor, rash even, decisions.  I would need some token of regret, however, in addition to the apology.  Perhaps a slightly generous one time trade?  

Let me know - my men are sharpening their swords and our ships sail the seas.  I am happy to bury the hatchet.

HabeusCorpus

Pirate, happy for you that you are becoming self aware.  Your admission of your greed, combined with your poor and rash decisions is a good first step.  Your admission of foolishness in attacking my holding and declaring me enemy for your trouble is token enough of your regret - no further apology is required.  We will let it go with a gentle pat on your cute little bandanna head. Shoo now.

PI - NE (A.K.A. Tiny)

Ok so be it....let there be blood as well as tiny pink scrotum coin purses for everyone.  Oh yes .. and maybe a pink sail for my child's toy sailing ship.

The Pirates hunt.

HabeusCorpus

[Ruingurth]

GN-PI Your obsession with scrotum size is very upsetting to us "little People"

[HabeusCorpus]

GN-PI Your obsession with scrotum size is very upsetting to us "little People"

LOL.

[The Painted Man]

Anybody want a peanut?

No, really... does anyone feel like trading food to this poor, hungry dragon? It'd totally be worth it.

[Ruingurth]

GN-BL Harvest time is here how much food do you need?

[Ruingurth]

GN-RA Seems we both have the same Idea To avoid a long fight would you like to split the region? I see your emissary SO's location this turn lets use that location as a reference.

Yours,
Twicklebum

[HabeusCorpus]

PI - DU

Would you like to continue the trade for another three turns? I pay in gold not peanuts.

HabeusCorpus

[The Painted Man]

GN-BL Harvest time is here how much food do you need?

Mr. Gnome! 

I would love to talk you into a trade for 40k food. 20k gold in exchange? I'd be happy to do for all of summer if that works (next 3 turns).

Do let me know. 

Best,
Darky

[Ruingurth]

GN-BL

Pumpkins, grain, mead, and barrels of salted fish, plus herd of goats. 40,000 Food for 20,000 Gold for the next three turns. I will send along a manual on the proper care and feeding of your goat herd, they should supply you with milk and cheese for years to come.

Yours,
Twicklebum