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By the way Mr Half Man.
I hadn't noticed the pattern until you pointed it out. Dwarves invaded and I spanked them. Halflings are invading and I will do my best to spank them, now Gnomes show up in my realm and I see your point. All the diminutive races have something against the Rangers. We would have been content to sit in our Pubs and Drink our Ale if it wasn't for the aggression of the little peoples of Alamaze.
Lord of the Pub Crawl!
Ashgar the Bloodthirsty.
My blood, your blood, what difference does it make!
Time will tell.................
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(11-17-2019, 09:47 PM)Ashgar75 Wrote: By the way Mr Half Man.
I hadn't noticed the pattern until you pointed it out. Dwarves invaded and I spanked them. Halflings are invading and I will do my best to spank them, now Gnomes show up in my realm and I see your point. All the diminutive races have something against the Rangers. We would have been content to sit in our Pubs and Drink our Ale if it wasn't for the aggression of the little peoples of Alamaze.
Lord of the Pub Crawl!
I think this is a monster of your own making. I was just planning to pick up a couple of Dwarven towns and villages and call it good, but you decided on attacking my group. I could not let them go unavenged. So you see, this is on you. And then you attacked my village. Tsk tsk. It's like you want me to keep going.
As for now, I can only assume the Gnome is coming to make sure he doesn't miss out on picking up bits of your realm. We short folk are opportunists, mostly. Comes from having to stand on our tiptoes to get anything from the table at Thanksgiving.
Regarding your other missive... we got confused. We read that one of us was to bring the whoopass, and we assumed based on how this "war" has been going that we were on the hook for that. So now there's no snacks and extra whoopass, which seems fitting. A lack of snacks drives most Halflings into a fit of rage. I hope you brought your padded pants.
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UN-ALL,
I happen to have a few agents. give me names and locations and the price!
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RA - HA
I assume this battle will go with you doing the stand to the last man tactic. I will attack with a Tac 3. Our wizards will do their things, and our agents will do their things. In the end, I believe I will still be victorious. At least I hope to be. If you bring the Whoop Ass and I bring the Whoop Ass then there will be a whole lot of Asses Whooped. That sounds to me like what we are heading toward and I for one am eager to see the outcome.
As to you taking PC's in a region I controlled, Yes I took issue with that and spanked your troops and sent them running. I intend to do that again with your current incursion. You and I both know you were opportunistic and I repaid that opportunistic action. That has led to us becoming enemies and now we will slug it out and clear the way for others to be opportunistic.
RA - UN
I really want to employ your services, but if I took advantage of your agents, I have no doubt the HA would consider that cowardly of me and I am looking forward to taking him on 1 on 1. For that reason, I will pass on your services in regards to him, but may offer up info on the Gnome who is encroaching on my territory. Should he take any action, I will be reaching out to you.
Thank you for your offer.
Ashgar the Bloodthirsty.
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Time will tell.................
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I assumed you'd be the one defending, what with this being the first time it hasn't been lopsided odds. Your troops must be so confused.
We agree on one thing, though. No need to hire out. I have this handled without needing to use independent contractors.
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RA - HA,
DAMMMMNNNNNN! I wondered if your towns would have castles, but Legendary. You really have made your home region near impregnable. I have to compliment that. Very nicely done. Now as to your Army Group in my region, I will continue to eliminate it. You probably should have considered pulling it out of my region instead of going deeper into it.
I am being flooded with midgets......... Let's continue the celebration!
Good hunting to you!
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My blood, your blood, what difference does it make!
Time will tell.................
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(11-19-2019, 04:58 PM)Ashgar75 Wrote: RA - HA,
DAMMMMNNNNNN! I wondered if your towns would have castles, but Legendary. You really have made your home region near impregnable. I have to compliment that. Very nicely done. Now as to your Army Group in my region, I will continue to eliminate it. You probably should have considered pulling it out of my region instead of going deeper into it.
I am being flooded with midgets......... Let's continue the celebration!
Good hunting to you!
To be sure we're talking about the same things... are you asking why my troops are heading farther into my own region? I should be asking you that question. Seems that heading that direction is exactly the opposite from where you're really needed. Of course, you keep sending troops to admire my "stonework", so not sure exactly what your overall plan is. I'm sure it's super awesome, whatever it is. At any rate, please vacate Triumvia. I take offense to hostile troops in my region.
Looking forward to round two? I know I am. Then we'll continue our march.
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WA-All
Will trade gold for food, 20,000 gold for 40,000 food. Anyone?
Thanks, WA
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(11-17-2019, 09:47 PM)Ashgar75 Wrote: By the way Mr Half Man.
I hadn't noticed the pattern until you pointed it out. Dwarves invaded and I spanked them. Halflings are invading and I will do my best to spank them, now Gnomes show up in my realm and I see your point. All the diminutive races have something against the Rangers. We would have been content to sit in our Pubs and Drink our Ale if it wasn't for the aggression of the little peoples of Alamaze.
Lord of the Pub Crawl!
To be fair, the dwarf was more of a half invasion.
WA
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(This post was last modified: 11-20-2019, 02:44 AM by The Painted Man.)
(11-20-2019, 01:12 AM)Pine Needle Wrote: (11-17-2019, 09:47 PM)Ashgar75 Wrote: By the way Mr Half Man.
I hadn't noticed the pattern until you pointed it out. Dwarves invaded and I spanked them. Halflings are invading and I will do my best to spank them, now Gnomes show up in my realm and I see your point. All the diminutive races have something against the Rangers. We would have been content to sit in our Pubs and Drink our Ale if it wasn't for the aggression of the little peoples of Alamaze.
Lord of the Pub Crawl!
To be fair, the dwarf was more of a half invasion.
WA
The real question is who thinks he would have "been content to sit in our Pubs and Drink our Ale" if he didn't have all these imagined slights by us wee folk.
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