5349 Fast Steel, One ally outside Forum

[Wookie Panz]

LI - All
Well that pesky little HA seems to be a formidable opponent when flying on a Drony.  He has gained control of Sword Coast and is well on the way to getting Mythgar for his 3rd region.  LI forces are slow to mobilize as he and his buddy UN can throw a pile of sleep spells between them.   The little guy is cute but he wants EVERYTHING!  He tried three times to steal my bestess trinket.
We can't tell where he will go for his winning region.  From Mythgar Untamed , Pellinor, Zanthia , or Stormgate would all seem likely but who knows.  He does have a Drony , afterall.

Hey guys! I'm a bit distressed by a few things that Mr. Lizard is saying here. I don't even know where to begin, but I guess I'll start at the beginning.

First, well on my way to getting Mythgar. That's amazing! I was content to wander from one holding of yours to the next in search of the guy that orchestrated the sinking of my two boats a couple of months ago. Fortunately, the only relative that we lost was cousin Harold, and we honestly didn't care much for him because of his unusual dislike for pickled herring. As you can imagine, that causes a natural amount of distrust. Who doesn't like herring?! It's salty and fishy and most importantly goes great on a cracker or slice of sourdough. Anyways, we really appreciate the tip on Mythgar. Do you think you can put in a good word for us? 

LI forces being slow to mobilize... I mean, you've got WAY more troops than I do. I'm not sure why they're all hanging out on the water. Is it lobster season? Are you related to lobsters? THAT would be awkward. They're my thirteenth favorite snack food when using the traditional Halfling scoring system. In case you were curious, fondue is 12th. Anyways, you have lots of mean lizards inches from my border. I'm having to reinforce the walls of Dusi Harbor so that all the flotsam from upstream doesn't create a problem. 

Your habit towards sleep is also hardly to be blamed on me. You put all your people in this lovely seaside resort, give them plenty of snacks, and then expect them not to nap? That seems silly. Also, leave my man out of this. He deserves better than you sullying his name.

Finally, the most important part. You called me CUTE! Thank you so much!! I know it seems like I want everything, but really all I was after was your acceptance. And that trinket. I should have just asked for it, I know. Can I have it? Please? 

I'll leave you with the wise words of Samwise Gamuwine:
I'm a shorty, just cruisin, ridin my drony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it

You guys are awesome except for DuPont,
The Halfling

It is lobster season!  And all of those troops have been busy on my island catching them.  It was especially hard as the little guys sunk 5 of our boats.  Who would have thought they would have just as many as us and bigger and better too?  
What can I say, I am so embarrassed to have been caught by surprise by Frodo and Crimson but they were so cute!   Anyway, who would believe a lizard if I was to say Frodo speaks with a forked tongue?  
I am hoping one of these days I will catch him having third breakfast and regain some lost ground, if I can get my guys to wake up.

[Shadow Dragon]

IL- what has happened to the ancient ones agent that kept trying to steal  gold from my city? We miss your monthly visits. UN I would be wary  of the AN , his agent was doing this action from your city, likely to place the blame upon you. If I was you I would hunt him down, put him in your dungeon  and deny him his any of his medications and snickerdoodles

I caught what he was up to. It's a shame an old, withered ancient man tried to pull such a shady move on a shady king. It seems like we have a large alliance between reptiles. BL and LI are more obvious. The AT and AN seem to be snakes though. Who would of guessed?!?

AT--> UN

Lay your claims of being shady elsewhere, we Atlantians have done nothing to provoke your movement into our lands.  
Your solid hold on 2 lands and movement into ours was a bad idea - prepare for war.

Being an ally of the AN and allowing him to play around in my lands was your mistake. I'd say to keep your man in line but I'm sure my wonderful beau has enough trouble with that. Keeps it interesting though

AT —> UN
I don’t allow or disallow the AN to do anything, it is funny a bunch of old men are causing you trouble though :. The question now becomes will your Army group leave Nyveria alive being only 1/2 way through the region with AG’s coming at you from both sides doesn’t look good for them.

AT — All

It seems based on LI news and what I am seeing in my own lands the snuggly HA and devious UN are working well as allies, so stop giving them gifts and step it up!  After scouting the UN lands seems he has left no defenses in Darkover or Diamond Coast seems a perfect opportunity for someone.

Ooooo the fishy people acting as fishy as I act shady! Everyone get your popcorn! Maybe you'll get to watch the AT kick my butt! Or maybe you'll have to help him kick my butt. I am a mighty newbie after all. On the other hand, it would be very embarrassing for a veteran to get put into a corner by me. Maybe that's why he needs help. You're definitely right about one thing though. I AM devious and the HA is so, so snuggly. Can't wait for all this ugliness to be over so I can get a drony ride if ya know what I mean.

Forever Frodo's,
King of Scandals

[PTRILEY]

This is so funny, it was all good when the RD had to fight everyone, because he was picking on a new guy? But now it’s come help me against the new guys!!!!! A little Hippocracy goes a long way!!! I’m rooting for the Drony king!!!!!

Smack talk from the dead.
RD king lol

[Brekk]

HaHa no help needed nor wanted I’m perfectly capable of defending myself and my lands, nothing in my missives suggest otherwise I look forward to our battles if you can take my lands then I don’t deserve to hold them, good luck to you

AT —> RD
Do Red Dragons turn into undead ice dragons when they die if so , be careful the HA is likely to want a hug and ride from you.

[PTRILEY]

HaHa no help needed nor wanted I’m perfectly capable of defending myself and my lands, nothing in my missives suggest otherwise I look forward to our battles if you can take my lands then I don’t deserve to hold them, good luck to you

AT —> RD
Do Red Dragons turn into undead ice dragons when they die if so , be careful the HA is likely to want a hug and ride from you.

I need a hug   Lol

[Shadow Dragon]

HaHa no help needed nor wanted I’m perfectly capable of defending myself and my lands, nothing in my missives suggest otherwise I look forward to our battles if you can take my lands then I don’t deserve to hold them, good luck to you

AT —> RD
Do Red Dragons turn into undead ice dragons when they die if so , be careful the HA is likely to want a hug and ride from you.

I'm sure I'll be smack talking from the dead soon too but it really spices things up doesn't? Kinda like handcuffs

[Ashgar75]

BL - All,

Anyone have some food they wish to sell this turn? Mr. PT Riley and his Crimson Horde didn't take a liking to my villages on his way out.

Black Death!

[Draugr]

BL - All,

Anyone have some food they wish to sell this turn?  Mr. PT Riley and his Crimson Horde didn't take a liking to my villages on his way out.  

Black Death!

DU - BL
We may have some food for you.  If you go hungry, who is going to drop the giant bat guano to fertilize our trees we wish we had in Krynn

What kind of ratio and how much are you looking for.

[Ashgar75]

BL - DU,

I would like to purchase about 80K food and willing to do 40K gold. If that doesn't work due to supply or ratio let me know what you can do.

Black Death!

[PTRILEY]

BL - All,

Anyone have some food they wish to sell this turn?  Mr. PT Riley and his Crimson Horde didn't take a liking to my villages on his way out.  

Black Death!

Lol   Just doing my part brother.