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[The Painted Man]

I'll take another Drony!! You should have told me you were starving, Mr. Red! I had a few fresh batches of cupcakes.

Mr. Lizardguy, I hope that my gesture (the nice one, not the one I made after you said bad things about me) was appropriate. I figured your Draconian amigo didn't need the reaction in Zamora and it would be less offensive than directly denigrating you. But then you directly denigrated me. So now I'm torn as to what to do. You keep saying not nice things about me and slandering my name, you enlisted Mr. Black to try to do the same (neener neener wasted order), and all I'm trying to do is survive in this lonely corner of the world. You're no longer allowed to even think about playing with Crimson. (S)he's off limits.

Even though you are really cute it's hard to love you when you run so many orders against me.  Not neighborly at all.

Stop playing with my emotions. You can't denigrate me to your entire region with one breath and then call me really cute with the next one. Halflings are people, too.

[Ashgar75]

That is what I love about TPM. He is so deep and so talented. When he chooses a persona he embodies it and you can see it in his writing and his wording. Even if you were pissed at the guy, you would still love him for his talent. In this case he is portraying a politician and making promises with one hand patting your shoulder while the other is digging deep into your pockets to find what it can.

TPM, you are the man!!!!! not always the friendly kind, but always the friend! Keep it up!

Side note to TPM - Don't worry about offending myself or that shady UN Puff. You would get banned from this forum before anything you said would offend either of us.

[Wookie Panz]

That is what I love about TPM.  He is so deep and so talented.  When he chooses a persona he embodies it and you can see it in his writing and his wording.  Even if you were pissed at the guy, you would still love him for his talent.  In this case he is portraying a politician and making promises with one hand patting your shoulder while the other is digging deep into your pockets to find what it can.  

TPM, you are the man!!!!!  not always the friendly kind, but always the friend!  Keep it up!

Side note to TPM - Don't worry about offending myself or that shady UN Puff.  You would get banned from this forum before anything you said would offend either of us.

There was a Dick Tracy comic column, many years ago.  There was a character named MR. Bribery.  He would shake your hand with his right while the left hand went behind your back and took your wallet.  I'm not saying he reminds me of anyone , of course.

[The Painted Man]

Now you guys are just being mean. It's like back in grade school when everyone else kept growing and I didn't. Then it was "oh, look at the shorty" and "weird! hairy feet!" and "why does he pack four lunches? where does it all go?". All I've done is try to be nice and make friends with everyone and I get picked on for it. If roles were reversed, I'd probably have given either of you half of one of my lunches rather than poke fun at you. Probably even the one with the giant dill pickles, which were the BEST. I remember my uncle used to yell "thar she blows!" every time he reached his hand into the barrel to pick one out. Yet another halfling with a giant heart that the world misunderstood. He ended up getting chased out of an Amazon boarding school for "peeking". First, it wasn't intentional... he's short, even compared to the rest of us. Second, school uniforms are just not a good idea. To make matters worse, he got stomped on by a mammoth just outside the school. "Training exercise" was the official explanation/excuse. I miss you, Uncle Carlos. Yours was a bright light extinguished far too soon.

Anyways, you guys are mean and it hurts my feelings. It makes me want to watch the bullying scene from A Christmas Story over and over. Go get him, Ralphie!

Giving myself a time-out before I resort to binge eating chocolate chip pancakes,
The Halfling

[Wookie Panz]

Now you guys are just being mean. It's like back in grade school when everyone else kept growing and I didn't. Then it was "oh, look at the shorty" and "weird! hairy feet!" and "why does he pack four lunches? where does it all go?". All I've done is try to be nice and make friends with everyone and I get picked on for it. If roles were reversed, I'd probably have given either of you half of one of my lunches rather than poke fun at you. Probably even the one with the giant dill pickles, which were the BEST. I remember my uncle used to yell "thar she blows!" every time he reached his hand into the barrel to pick one out. Yet another halfling with a giant heart that the world misunderstood. He ended up getting chased out of an Amazon boarding school for "peeking". First, it wasn't intentional... he's short, even compared to the rest of us. Second, school uniforms are just not a good idea. To make matters worse, he got stomped on by a mammoth just outside the school. "Training exercise" was the official explanation/excuse. I miss you, Uncle Carlos. Yours was a bright light extinguished far too soon.

Anyways, you guys are mean and it hurts my feelings. It makes me want to watch the bullying scene from A Christmas Story over and over. Go get him, Ralphie!

Giving myself a time-out before I resort to binge eating chocolate chip pancakes,
The Halfling

Your really are my T.F.F.F.

[The Painted Man]

Now you guys are just being mean. It's like back in grade school when everyone else kept growing and I didn't. Then it was "oh, look at the shorty" and "weird! hairy feet!" and "why does he pack four lunches? where does it all go?". All I've done is try to be nice and make friends with everyone and I get picked on for it. If roles were reversed, I'd probably have given either of you half of one of my lunches rather than poke fun at you. Probably even the one with the giant dill pickles, which were the BEST. I remember my uncle used to yell "thar she blows!" every time he reached his hand into the barrel to pick one out. Yet another halfling with a giant heart that the world misunderstood. He ended up getting chased out of an Amazon boarding school for "peeking". First, it wasn't intentional... he's short, even compared to the rest of us. Second, school uniforms are just not a good idea. To make matters worse, he got stomped on by a mammoth just outside the school. "Training exercise" was the official explanation/excuse. I miss you, Uncle Carlos. Yours was a bright light extinguished far too soon.

Anyways, you guys are mean and it hurts my feelings. It makes me want to watch the bullying scene from A Christmas Story over and over. Go get him, Ralphie!

Giving myself a time-out before I resort to binge eating chocolate chip pancakes,
The Halfling

Your really are my T.F.F.F.

*sniff*

True Friend Forever.... Frodo?
The Finest Friendly Furfoot?

I give up.

[Wookie Panz]

Now you guys are just being mean. It's like back in grade school when everyone else kept growing and I didn't. Then it was "oh, look at the shorty" and "weird! hairy feet!" and "why does he pack four lunches? where does it all go?". All I've done is try to be nice and make friends with everyone and I get picked on for it. If roles were reversed, I'd probably have given either of you half of one of my lunches rather than poke fun at you. Probably even the one with the giant dill pickles, which were the BEST. I remember my uncle used to yell "thar she blows!" every time he reached his hand into the barrel to pick one out. Yet another halfling with a giant heart that the world misunderstood. He ended up getting chased out of an Amazon boarding school for "peeking". First, it wasn't intentional... he's short, even compared to the rest of us. Second, school uniforms are just not a good idea. To make matters worse, he got stomped on by a mammoth just outside the school. "Training exercise" was the official explanation/excuse. I miss you, Uncle Carlos. Yours was a bright light extinguished far too soon.

Anyways, you guys are mean and it hurts my feelings. It makes me want to watch the bullying scene from A Christmas Story over and over. Go get him, Ralphie!

Giving myself a time-out before I resort to binge eating chocolate chip pancakes,
The Halfling

Your really are my T.F.F.F.

*sniff*

True Friend Forever.... Frodo?
The Finest Friendly Furfoot?

I give up.

Close.   Too,  Freeking, funny,  friend

[RELLGAR]

IL- what has happened to the ancient ones agent that kept trying to steal  gold from my city? We miss your monthly visits. UN I would be wary  of the AN , his agent was doing this action from your city, likely to place the blame upon you. If I was you I would hunt him down, put him in your dungeon  and deny him his any of his medications and snickerdoodles

[PTRILEY]

IL- what has happened to the ancient ones agent that kept trying to steal  gold from my city? We miss your monthly visits. UN I would be wary  of the AN , his agent was doing this action from your city, likely to place the blame upon you. If I was you I would hunt him down, put him in your dungeon  and deny him his any of his medications and snickerdoodles

Don’t you pick on the little AN king...   you will have the BL/LI/AT to answer to....   lol :just playing.

[The Painted Man]

IL- what has happened to the ancient ones agent that kept trying to steal  gold from my city? We miss your monthly visits. UN I would be wary  of the AN , his agent was doing this action from your city, likely to place the blame upon you. If I was you I would hunt him down, put him in your dungeon  and deny him his any of his medications and snickerdoodles

Don’t you pick on the little AN king...   you will have the BL/LI/AT to answer to....   lol :just playing.

I agree. Denying anyone their snickerdoodles is beyond cruel.