5424 Men Of Steel

[The Painted Man]

TY -> GN and RD  everyone know Gor have biggest notepad. have special made pants with third pant leg.  he sling notepad over shoulder on long walk.  use to open coconut.  he no need bat to play baseball, no club to golf.  once his axe broke had to use notepad to club mammoth.

IT'S HOW YOU USE IT.

[HabeusCorpus]

TY -> GN and RD  everyone know Gor have biggest notepad. have special made pants with third pant leg.  he sling notepad over shoulder on long walk.  use to open coconut.  he no need bat to play baseball, no club to golf.  once his axe broke had to use notepad to club mammoth.

IT'S HOW YOU USE IT.

GN - RD

I have no doubt that you count your blessings that a statement like that is in somewhat common usage around the realm.  We Gnomes don't often say it ... we fall more on the, very well validated through research and numerous online reviews, "Size matters" side of the argument.

HabeusCorpus

[The Painted Man]

GN - RD

I have no doubt that you count your blessings that a statement like that is in somewhat common usage around the realm.  We Gnomes don't often say it ... we fall more on the, very well validated through research and numerous online reviews, "Size matters" side of the argument.

HabeusCorpus

YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST FOOD I'VE EVER MET.

[Strylian]

GN to All

We are sure that news of the Red Dragon atrocities have started to spread across the land.  We do want to let all know, however, that we have a very active guerrilla campaign underway and are bleeding the Dragons to soften them for the wave of collective response that we know is gathering at this very moment to punish the dragons.

Be it known that our King fought valiantly.  After luring the Commander into the palace kitchens with a well placed bowl of table scraps the palace guard was able to launch a surprise assault on the RD Marshal.  The battle was bloody and viscous and eventually moved up to the roof.  Blow after blow .. finally in a moment of unrivaled bravery our King leaped off of the palace roof and onto back of the commander's dragon.  Crawling along the back of the dragon the King was able to slit the throat of the Marshal and throw is headless corpse to the ground.  He is no longer a threat to the lands.

Our brave soldiers have also took the fight right into the Dragon's homeland.  Gathered around the fire our soldiers share stories and brief moments of levity as they shame the front line troops who have come back to camp with the stench of the crushed dragon eggs on their boots.  Hundreds of females, hatchlings and eggs have been destroyed as we have hit their breadbasket.  Leaving burned villages behind them ... they have been sure to leave the mark of the resistance everywhere the go.  The symbol of a simple small hand, with a single, and very small, upraised pinky, is showing up everywhere in support of the ongoing campaign.

The enemies moral continues to degrade ... not having seen a shred of sunlight for months.  Our wizards continue to bring their arcane powers to bare to devastating effect.  Their magic has not failed to punish the Dragons to date.

For those who wish to fund our campaign ... we have significant battlefield intelligence available to share.  We know the location of the RD Capital -  troop positions, production and details on fortifications.  We also have the name and location of the RD King.  Additionally we can share the location of our invisible former capital with documented gold production >75,000 coins per month.  Support us in our resistance and we will make this information available through subtle means to ensure this advantage is yours, and yours alone, to seize.  Join us in this noble fight.

HabeusCorpus
P.S.  Shriveled Dragon "notepads" do, indeed, make for fantastic cocktail stir sticks although have been noted to leave a regrettable taint to the palate.

Good neighbor Gnome. You have been a good neighbor, maintaining your lawns and not staying up all night playing loud music. You're new subleasers
spend all night barking and howling like an abused pet on a chain. We fear for their health as they assuredly have some terrible disease that causes their scales to fall off and their mouths to foam.

We have also seen them defecate on the lawns while another one comes and eats it. They stick their tongues in each other's butts. it is truly disgusting. We are in agreement with the need to euthanize these former family pets that have gotten this terrible disease. We feel this is the most merciful and humane thing that can be done.

[Ry Vor]

TY -> GN and RD  everyone know Gor have biggest notepad. have special made pants with third pant leg.  he sling notepad over shoulder on long walk.  use to open coconut.  he no need bat to play baseball, no club to golf.  once his axe broke had to use notepad to club mammoth.

IT'S HOW YOU USE IT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IkNDzvCswU

[Wookie Panz]

TY -> GN and RD  everyone know Gor have biggest notepad. have special made pants with third pant leg.  he sling notepad over shoulder on long walk.  use to open coconut.  he no need bat to play baseball, no club to golf.  once his axe broke had to use notepad to club mammoth.

IT'S HOW YOU USE IT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IkNDzvCswU

Maria is still around and touring although everything  is canceled right now.

[HabeusCorpus]

GN - AN

The hungry RD King will be nuzzling your crotch begging for table scraps soon. I would suggest you prepare a collar for your new pet. A word of caution though ... a rabid dog can attack his owner if he gets too hungry. He may just choose to replace his lost villages by taking yours. If you wish to join the resistance ... simply raise your pinky finger and join the fight.

HabeusCorpus

P.S. Please accept this cocktail stick as a gift from the GN King

[The Painted Man]

GN - AN

The hungry RD King will be nuzzling your crotch begging for table scraps soon.  I would suggest you prepare a collar for your new pet.  A word of caution though ... a rabid dog can attack his owner if he gets too hungry.  He may just choose to replace his lost villages by taking yours.  If you wish to join the resistance ... simply raise your pinky finger and join the fight.

HabeusCorpus

P.S. Please accept this cocktail stick as a gift from the GN King

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE RULES AROUND COMMUNICATION?

[VballMichael]

No issues. I saw nothing.

We can chat AFTER turn 13 runs, then 16, 19, etc...

[The Painted Man]

No issues. I saw nothing.

We can chat AFTER turn 13 runs, then 16, 19, etc...

IT'S LIKE PLAYING CARDS WITH MY BROTHER'S KIDS OR SOMETHING.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26kXGVolzLQ