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Orc master. I have my eye on the item you are picking up for me and as soon as it disappears I will know you have in and put in the trade for 10K I have the item's number from the turn before time began.
You seem to be doing well against the big bow ladies. They should have communicated to me when I offered peace. And they say MEN don't listen. Baaaah!
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i think we are speaking again.
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GN to All
We are sure that news of the Red Dragon atrocities have started to spread across the land. We do want to let all know, however, that we have a very active guerrilla campaign underway and are bleeding the Dragons to soften them for the wave of collective response that we know is gathering at this very moment to punish the dragons.
Be it known that our King fought valiantly. After luring the Commander into the palace kitchens with a well placed bowl of table scraps the palace guard was able to launch a surprise assault on the RD Marshal. The battle was bloody and viscous and eventually moved up to the roof. Blow after blow .. finally in a moment of unrivaled bravery our King leaped off of the palace roof and onto back of the commander's dragon. Crawling along the back of the dragon the King was able to slit the throat of the Marshal and throw is headless corpse to the ground. He is no longer a threat to the lands.
Our brave soldiers have also took the fight right into the Dragon's homeland. Gathered around the fire our soldiers share stories and brief moments of levity as they shame the front line troops who have come back to camp with the stench of the crushed dragon eggs on their boots. Hundreds of females, hatchlings and eggs have been destroyed as we have hit their breadbasket. Leaving burned villages behind them ... they have been sure to leave the mark of the resistance everywhere the go. The symbol of a simple small hand, with a single, and very small, upraised pinky, is showing up everywhere in support of the ongoing campaign.
The enemies moral continues to degrade ... not having seen a shred of sunlight for months. Our wizards continue to bring their arcane powers to bare to devastating effect. Their magic has not failed to punish the Dragons to date.
For those who wish to fund our campaign ... we have significant battlefield intelligence available to share. We know the location of the RD Capital - troop positions, production and details on fortifications. We also have the name and location of the RD King. Additionally we can share the location of our invisible former capital with documented gold production >75,000 coins per month. Support us in our resistance and we will make this information available through subtle means to ensure this advantage is yours, and yours alone, to seize. Join us in this noble fight.
HabeusCorpus
P.S. Shriveled Dragon "notepads" do, indeed, make for fantastic cocktail stir sticks although have been noted to leave a regrettable taint to the palate.
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GNOME-
YOU STILL TALK. THIS IS GOOD. I WAS WORRIED WE HAD EATEN EVERYONE WITH BACKBONE IN YOUR KINGDOM. YOU FORMER, FORMER CAPITAL WAS MUCH NICER THAN YOUR FORMER CAPITAL. THE NEWEST EDITION IS LIKELY A LETDOWN IN COMPARISON TO EITHER. WE WILL FIND IT SOON.
TIME TO HUNT DOWN YOUR TROOPS. CAN I HAVE A HINT?
AS TO YOUR WIZARDS... WE ARE AT HOME IN THE DARK. IF THOSE PARLOR TRICKS ARE INTENDED TO BE A DETERRENT, YOU ARE FAILING INDEED.
WARMEST PERSONAL REGARDS,
DRAGON
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TY - UN orc go to your toy this month, get toy next month, trade toy to you for 10000 gold next month after that.
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TY -> GN and RD everyone know Gor have biggest notepad. have special made pants with third pant leg. he sling notepad over shoulder on long walk. use to open coconut. he no need bat to play baseball, no club to golf. once his axe broke had to use notepad to club mammoth.
