5342 Fall Unto Steel

[Senior Tactician]

GN-PI: There's no reason for you to be running patrols in the Sorrows. That pissed me off.

Thar be 20,000 reasons to be pillaging the seas maty, an ya kno what they say about being pissed off... this better than bein pissed on!

[Pine Needle]

WA-HA

Please forgive the intrusion, I needed to visit a forest and my own region is denuded.

[The Painted Man]

WA-HA

Please forgive the intrusion, I needed to visit a forest and my own region is denuded.

Feel free to burn it down. Trees make us feel short and we hate them for it.

[The Painted Man]

From the desk of the ferocious Halfling:

Ancient One,

Impede us not and we likely will ignore you and allow your existence to continue.

XOXO,
Frodo and Co.

[Brekk]

That’s one hell of a food train your bringing along....

[The Painted Man]

That’s one hell of a food train your bringing along....

While small in statute, we are large of appetite. Just be happy we are mostly vegetarians.

[PTRILEY]

NE-AN

I have something you want Trade?

[The Painted Man]

From the desk of the conquering Halfling:

Ancient One,

We have stumbled upon your village. We are taking it. Let us know what you believe to be fair compensation. If we agree, it's yours. We have no further intent on your kingdom at this time, but this train is already in motion.

FB

[Ashgar75]

RA - DW

I gave every opportunity to have peace. Not only have you refused to cooperate, but you have been actively preparing to do harm in Triumvia. You wanted war and you now have it. Just remember this was not our desire.

Lord of the Pub Crawl!

[The Painted Man]

RA - DW

I gave every opportunity to have peace.  Not only have you refused to cooperate, but you have been actively preparing to do harm in Triumvia.  You wanted war and you now have it.  Just remember this was not our desire.

Lord of the Pub Crawl!

Wooohoooo war!! We like war! Go both of you equally without me playing favorites!