11-08-2019, 12:27 AM
High Elves to all ...breaking Maelstrom news...
- haggis is in short supply in western Maelstrom as sheep are hard to come by.
- Wool futures see going through the roof as sheep demand in the sword coast is exceeding supply.
- Animal rights activists file formal protest with the sorcerer kingdom
The high elves have warned the high council and the good citizens of Maelstrom as to the low moral unethical standards and the unspeakable acts committed by the sorcerers. Now they seek to remove the elves from the high council!! .... We are the voice of reason beloved of the gods and ask that the rest of the council to punish the sorcerer kingdom by voting nay.
They have caused a plague against innocent elvish civilians causing many to die by spilling sheep manure into our water supply. This includes the deaths of the civilians who were undergoing medical treatment at Woodson hospital as a result of what they had seen in the sword coast. We have no choice but to declare war and defend common decency and the future of the Elven nation. We will avenge our lost civilians and since this will force the sorcerers to leave their sheep in peace at least briefly to face us...we recommend other nations take advantage of this opportunity. Let the sheep lovers be surrounded by wolves......
- haggis is in short supply in western Maelstrom as sheep are hard to come by.
- Wool futures see going through the roof as sheep demand in the sword coast is exceeding supply.
- Animal rights activists file formal protest with the sorcerer kingdom
The high elves have warned the high council and the good citizens of Maelstrom as to the low moral unethical standards and the unspeakable acts committed by the sorcerers. Now they seek to remove the elves from the high council!! .... We are the voice of reason beloved of the gods and ask that the rest of the council to punish the sorcerer kingdom by voting nay.
They have caused a plague against innocent elvish civilians causing many to die by spilling sheep manure into our water supply. This includes the deaths of the civilians who were undergoing medical treatment at Woodson hospital as a result of what they had seen in the sword coast. We have no choice but to declare war and defend common decency and the future of the Elven nation. We will avenge our lost civilians and since this will force the sorcerers to leave their sheep in peace at least briefly to face us...we recommend other nations take advantage of this opportunity. Let the sheep lovers be surrounded by wolves......



